Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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