This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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