True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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