we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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