We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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