This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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