Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize