I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
