I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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