I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.