Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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