yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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