We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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