As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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