yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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