Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza