he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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