How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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