doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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