the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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