There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
