Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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