what day is it and did you see me today?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I need a beard to bite.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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