I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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