2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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