my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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