your thong is hanging out like whoa
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
What a dumb baby whore.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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