Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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