I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's shark week go big or go home
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