would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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