That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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