So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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