Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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