I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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