so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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