are you so shy because you have an std?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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