How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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