driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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