yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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