I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just gargled with NyQuil
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
