Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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