She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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