so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
