Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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