i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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