fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pooping to opera.
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