Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers