he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.