P.S. I can't hear my feet
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
is wine microwaveable?
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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