left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner