I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks