Wow word travels fast.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars