Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I need a beard to bite.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....