gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?