She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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