Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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