she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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