Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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