Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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