She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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