The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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