Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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