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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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